Monday, April 27, 2009

Tom Waits is gay!

No, The Eyeball Kid has not turned into a tabloid but a lack of Waits-related news forces me to turn to the most unexpected sites to dig up something to keep your raindog hunger satisfied. 

And that's not a bad thing, because now we know Tom Waits is gay. 

Well, maybe he isn't acually gay, be we should definetly watch out for him and the influence he has over our children, according to LoveGodsWay.com

Why? Because 'one of the most dangerous ways Homosexuality invades family life is through popular music'. Mr. Waits is in good (or should I say 'bad'?) company: Coldplay, Bob Dylan, Metallica and Eminmen (sic)  are but a few names on the list of gay bands and artists to watch out for. 

'If you find three or more of these bands in their (i.e. your children's) collection it is time to take action. We strongly recommend that you burn the CDs.' What are you waiting for?

UPDATE (April 27, 2 pm):  Donnie Davis, the man behind the site might not be who he pretends to be... Thanks to Neil for pointing this out. 

8 comments:

RainDoLL said...

Wow!! Quite a diverse group of gay musicians. Must go home and burn all c.d.'s...

stephen said...

The ignorance and hate of such groups is astounding... Religion: the placebo of the masses.

Robert said...
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Ben Myers said...

Judging from the name, I'd say "Eminmen" is a whole group of gay men (and thus even more dangerous).

Dr Pod said...

Dunno whether to laugh or cry.

Zach said...

Seriously...don't know whether to laugh or cry. easily the most hilarious/offensive website I have seen. I sent them an email telling them that just cause they are gay, doesn't mean that god doesn't love them. Probably a childish act...but they really erk me.

Zach
www.zachmaxwellmusic.com

goaheat said...

Burning cd's is a good thing. You'll have a backup for when your harddrive crashes.

ShianMun Skye said...

REALLY? grow up and get an education people! NOBODY is EVER turned gay by listening to ANY kind of music...and if God is such a hater why ya think "he" sent your main man "Jesus"??? If you're calling yourself a Christian, maybe you need to brush up on your own professed religion instead of spreading your outrageous, sacrilegious ,hatefulness to the rest of the world...I LOVE Tom Waits and FAGS! Love makes ya closer to God!